It's not delivery, it's GoFuckYourself

Lately, I've been either not eating or getting fast food when I can't bear the hunger.

Today, I decided to bake myself a nice DiGiorno pizza. When I got home from the supermarket, I realized a couple things that I hate about it. First, it takes a full half hour to bake (seriously? I can get a $5 pizza from Domino's in half the time). Second, this (click on the image to view full-size):

Not pictured: Me sobbing uncontrollably.

Yeah, apparently it was necessary for DiGiorino remind me that: a) I'm alone and b) I eat like a fat fuck.

Fuck you, DiGiorno.