Thursday, December 24, 2009

Big (Little) Asian Man

Conversation w/ my Asian buddy, weighing in at barely over a hundred pounds.

Me: I just fucking stay home. Friday, Saturday nights too. All I do is study.
Marvin: For what?
Me: For CFA, Level II. If I pass, shouldn't be too hard to break six figures.
Marvin: Nice nice...
Me: And then I'll find me the boy of my dreams. He'll look like you, but have like a really HUGE dick.
Marvin: So EXACTLY like me then?

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